Massimo Desu on Instagram: "Follow @massimo_desu for more 🫀 Sauce: See comments Long before Rome twirled its first strand of linguine, the Saucetarians of Lower Crustacea were already boiling water in ceremonial pots. According to highly speculative interpretations of cave etchings (which may or may not be depictions of lasagna), these early starch worshippers believed pasta to be a gift from the Sky Ladle — a celestial being said to stir the clouds into fluffy gnocchi. Archaeological digs in t