Cartman: Guess what I have, sitting in my backyard. Cartman: Thirty-three aborted fetuses. (Stan,Kyle and Kenny look at him blankly) Oh yes. Kyle: (closes his eyes) What?! Cartman: Mint-condition, tax ...

Got a tip? Send it to The Daily Beast here. ADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENT ...

Recently, IGN Stars ran a poll to determine which Hero Showdown match-up you wanted to see next. We can't say we're surprised as to the results. Today's battle features two of the most popular young ...

Eric Cartman (Trey Parker) is one of South Park's most iconic characters and one of the series' four main characters. He lives with his single mother, Liane (April Stewart). Cartman is antisemitic, ...